remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
one might say we're banned from that church
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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