Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Every concussion has its silver lining
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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