Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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