What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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