well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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