i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
They are going to name an STD after you.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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