Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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