his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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