butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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