Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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