Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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