Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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