That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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