so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
