Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
