Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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