what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Randomize
