well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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