What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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