She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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