Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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