"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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