Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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