Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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