If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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