The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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