So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Randomize
