i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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