she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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