just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just tell him i said nine months
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
you inspire me to be a worse person
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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