Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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