I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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