fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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