What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
