the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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