so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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