I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
