You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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