Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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