At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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