She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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