Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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