It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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