"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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