whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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