i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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