He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He passed out mid-signature
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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