I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I AM VODKA MAN
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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