Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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