Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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