I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
My hand turned me down
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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