I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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